What's your favorite Ken Holmes story?

Ken Holmes is planning to retire later this month as a jovial window clerk at the Kane Post Office.He's touched many hearts and souls in more than two decades of dealing with customers at the post office.We all have "stories" about Ken.We heard about an elderly widow who lost  her husband after many years of marriage and companionship and was naturally depressed. She came to the post office with a "long" face and left with a smile for the first time in many months because of a humorous story told by Ken.Share your favorite tale of Ken Holmes.